Day 148: If I Ruled Liechtenstein...Siri Is My New Girlfriend

Siri is awesome. She really is. She answers all my questions. She knows just about everything, and if she doesn’t she knows where to find it. She doesn’t judge how ridiculous my questions are, nor does she give me a tone that I don’t like. I mean she doesn’t really do much else, but talking and answering my questions is important. She does everything but make me feel better when I’m down, motivate me, and engage in a silly argument or humor my off comments. Not everyone’s perfect I guess.

If she were a person, I’d definitely talk to her 6 months from now. Maybe play a little game called “Hide the Pickle.”