Day 148: If I Ruled Liechtenstein...Siri Is My New Girlfriend

Siri is awesome. She really is. She answers all my questions. She knows just about everything, and if she doesn’t she knows where to find it. She doesn’t judge how ridiculous my questions are, nor does she give me a tone that I don’t like. I mean she doesn’t really do much else, but talking and answering my questions is important. She does everything but make me feel better when I’m down, motivate me, and engage in a silly argument or humor my off comments. Not everyone’s perfect I guess.

If she were a person, I’d definitely talk to her 6 months from now. Maybe play a little game called “Hide the Pickle.”

Day 147: What Did Batman Say To Robin

Holy Beads Batman! That Slut Showed Her Goodies For That Bag!

This backpack says "Ask me how I got in" in whiteout across it. What is this girl going to say if you ask her that?

Mardi Gras beads. You really don't want me to ask how you got in? Really? It's not that difficult to imagine a girl showing off mardi gras beads hanging from her bag will not show off her tatas to get into somewhere. I'm not judging mind you. I'm all for women showing off whatever they need to show off if they feel they can't get into a place. I think just about everyone would know how she got in. Cudos to you random girl for flashing what is most likely a large bouncer screwing with you in order to get you to do exactly what you did. The world needs more people like you. And by "the world" I mean me. Most likely in front of my house or something. With popcorn.

Day 145: Shakespeare's High School Poetry

writer's block but soon

Day 144: A Picture's Worth 1000 Words

working on it. difficutl without photoshop

Day 131: Shakespeare's High School Poetry

under contstruction but even sooner

Day 138: Shakespeare's High School Poetry

underconstruction but very soon

Day 153: Never Have I Ever... Been This Resourceful

My sister asked 40 minutes before a Halloween party if I wanted to come along with her, her husband and their son. I, of course, said yes so I rushed home and tried to make the most ghetto costume. Here are the results.

*Warning! Nerd Alert

Ghost From Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 1 and 2

$3.99 later

Mind you, for some reason, I already owned a tactical Swat vest. I went to a random Halloween store for a mask. My head set which you can't really make out is from my xbox.