Day 150: Stop. Focus. Click... Happy Halloween

wait for it

wait for it

let's roll

Day 143: Stop. Focus. Click... WTF?!?!

You know what that is? It's a kick me sign. Apparently my 6 year old nephew thought it would be funny to post one on me while I was passed out. I walked around for half the day with this one me.

Day 136: Stop. Focus. Click...What Are They Trying To Teach Kids Nowadays

Night vision goggles. For kids. Starting the stalking years early.

Day 129: Stop. Focus. Click... Has it Gone Too Far?

Angry birds for an angry man. Actual sling shot and toys complete with blocks and pigs.

Day 122: Stop. Focus. Click... Breaking The Rules

I know I'm supposed to take a picture on Fridays, but I was so completely captivated by this person's voice that I just NEED to spread it. 1. She's pretty hot. 2. See number one because if her voice was a person, I'd probably ruffy the hell out of it and take it in the bathroom.

Day 115: Stop. Focus. Click... Advertising

I probably wouldn't announce this to little kids if it's true.

Day 108: Stop. Focus. Click...Just Something Pretty

Day 101: Stop. Focus. Click...I Heart NJ Even When No One Else Does

New Jersey's like that child only a mother could love. Even though there are tons of jokes centered around NJ, I still love it. Only here can you order a pork roll or taylor ham, and the person taking your order will know exactly what you're talking about.

How I Do Hearts Me Some Pork Roll, Egg and Cheese on a Roll

Day 94: Stop. Focus. Click...Par-Tay Central

This friggin kid. Too awesome.

Fist Pumping on Xbox Kinect...To Lady Gaga's Pokerface...In His Boxer Briefs.

Day 87: Stop. Focus. Click... Come On, Irene

It's hard to see but there's a double rainbow before being rocked like a hurricane.

Day 80: Stop. Focus. Click... Road Trip (Supposed With Wifi...Not So Much)

Hello Dear Readers,

It's been a minute, and I apologize. Had a small week long road trip down the shore where the house was supposed to have Wifi so I can keep you posted on my short time there. Sadly there was none, but that didn't stop me from writing.

On The Road... Woot Woot (as my now 6 year old nephew says)

The Jersey Shore... Who Woulda Known It Was This Nice (during the day at least)

Day 73: Stop. Focus. Click... Statues Voyeurism

 

Here we go

4 drinks later

Day 66: Stop. Focus. Click...Getting Sugar Poured On Me (In The Name Of Love)

It's pretty awesome how a bunch of late 50 year olds can still rock out an audience just by promising to pour sugar all over them. Plus this one armed drummer is still one bad. ass. motherfucker.

Day 59: Stop. Focus. Click. Life... It Happens

In a small tree right outside my door

Day 52: Stop. Focus. Click...Someone Had To Draw This Graphic At One Point

Day 45: Stop. Focus. Click... Wishing It Was 2002

This is Vic, short for Victoria. She was the first car I ever bought with my own money. A 6 Speed, 2002 Acura RSX Type-S with a 2L V-TEC motor. She handled like nobody's business. (To be clear how well she cornered, I could take my exit at 60 mph with ease. My car now is seriously pushing its limits 40 mph) Plus she sounded mean.

Wishing it was 2002.

Day 38: Stop. Focus. Click... An Anatomically Correct Truck?

This moving van is anatomically correct. You can clearly see its ass and side.

There is quite literally a lot of junk in this trunk *nyunk nyuck nyuck

Day 31: Stop. Focus. Click...Summer Dresses And Oggling

It's that time of year, and I'm now apparently "that guy." Summer dresses and oggling... it's definitely summer time.

Day 24: Stop. Focus. Click...Content

This is a picture of my guitar. It's an Ovation with a green sunburst finish. She was the first guitar I bought with my own money, and I've had her since 2004. I love how it sounds. On more than one occasion, it's made more than just me happy and content. On more than one occasion it's put someone to sleep (in the good, lullaby way). Although this is the first time I've picked it up in about a month, I love playing. 

Day 17: Stop. Focus. Click... No What In This Area?!?!

Walking in a park, I saw this sign. I just HAD to stop, focus and click my camera to it. Maybe you can help me decipher which letter is missing. I'm guessing maybe a "T." I wouldn't doubt it is. And believe me, I wouldn't dream of doing that in the park unless I had an audience cheering me on, a camera rolling and maybe permission from the girl. Or maybe I would. I could be "that guy" in a story on someone's blog.