Day 111: Never Have I Ever...Been This Excited For All The New TV

So much TV this week, so little time. I haven't had much to look forward to, so this week is important to me. I swear I will light something on fire if anyone gets in the way of me watching the new seasons of these shows. Yes, dear reader, this is what my life has come down to. I look forward to the new season of Glee, How I Met Your Mother, Ringer, Dancing With The Stars, Fringe... etc. It's the sad, little things in life that make you get up in the morning and curse your existence, but shit, you get up in the morning. That and also milk. You need to get up in the morning for milk. Because that shit goes bad. So now I bid you, fuck off and good luck, lock up your kids and your women, be silent while I pass by, because it's the start of the fall TV season, and I have a small to medium sized boner for it.