Day 140: What Did Batman Say To Robin (almost back on track)

Holy Lots Of Sex Batman! Those People Are Fucking, Fucking!

Today's question is what are the 50 reasons to have sex:

1. I love you sex.
2. I hate you sex.
3. Make up sex
4. Break up sex.
5. Bonus night (the night where you've been broken up for a while, and you end up having sex with your ex for whatever reason.)
6. I found an M&M on your lap, and you thought I was making a pass at you sex.
7. I've never done it in public sex.
8. A new position a friend told you about sex.
9. Angry sex.
10. "What the hell" sex. Where you're on a date that you know is going nowhere, but you're suspicious that the person might be good at sex.
11. Curiosity sex. Ie. You want to have sex with a tall woman. Not big. Just really tall.
12. I can't fall asleep sex.
13. Bored sex. When there's nothing better to do.
14. Pity sex. When you just throw a person one because you feel bad for them for whatever reason.
15. Grieving sex. When you are grieving or in mourning for whatever reason.
16. Exercise sex. When you don't want to go to the gym, but you still need a workout.
17. You were caught masturbating sex.
18. Fully clothed sex. Where you want to try to have sex fully clothed. Ie Sexy and pretty dress + open zipper.
19. Boring movie sex.
20. Going on a long trip, and I won't see you for a week or two sex.
21. I just got back from a long one to two week trip sex.
22. "You want to see how many times" sex. How many times the girl can get off, how many times you can do it in a night, how fast you can do it before the pizza guy gets to the house, etc.
23. You were caught watching porn sex.
24. You are or watching someone else eating something seductively sex.
25. You discovered a new role sex. "When you decide you want to play a new character such as a german chocolate maker trying to make it in the big city for the first time but you have nowhere to live and this kind stranger offers his/her place in exchange for sex" sex.
26. You actually decide you want to be chocolate maker trying to make it in the big city for the first time but you have nowhere to live and this kind stranger offers his/her place in exchange for sex" sex.
27. Practice sex. Not masturbation. You try to practice sex with the other person in order simply get better.
28. Friend sex. You are bored with a friend and decide to have sex.
29. The condoms are about to expire sex.
30. The lube is about to expire sex.
31. A few days before her period sex.
32. A few days after her period sex.
33. Reward sex.
34. Because they were in the shower sex.
35. Because you're in the pool and already half naked sex.
36. Because it's Tuesday sex.
37. Birthday sex.
38. Anniversary sex.
39. Trying to get pregnant sex.
40. Because you've never done something before sex
41. Because your upstairs neighbors are already doing it, and you want them to know that you can be just as loud and obnoxious sex.
42. Trying to have sex in every room of the house sex.
43. You did something wrong like forget to pick up the dry cleaning, make dinner, crashed the car, or lost the dog sex.
44. You found the dog sex. (Note - you are having sex with your partner and not the dog.)
45. You just shaved and are all smooth sex.
46. Someone pulled "The Naked Man" sex. When your date completely strips, and you have sex with them out of a little bit of pity, it's a little funny, and "Why not?" It's a campaign of Shock and Awww.
47. Pregnancy scare sex. When you think you're pregnant but you find out you're not so you have sex to celebrate.
48. Celebration sex.
49. High 5 sex. Where you have very satisfying sex and decide to do it again.
50. It's Sunday and she thought the ice cream cone in your pocket was a boner.