Thursday, October 20, 2011

Day 141: If I Ruled Liechtenstein...There Would Be More Spiteful Songs

There's a lot of music out there. A lot. Of. Music. There are happy songs, songs for celebration, songs about rockin' n' rollin', songs about the streets, songs about fuckin hoes, songs about songs, angry songs, sad songs, songs about being lonely, etc. However, there aren't all that many spiteful songs. Songs that simply say "Fuck you." (Minus the actual song "Fuck You".) Or maybe I just don't know that many.

In Liechtenstein, there would be an informercial selling the greatest "Fuck You" songs of all time. Songs that say, "Hey (enter name), I'm glad you're doing well, but I want my god damn cd back" or "Hey (enter name) we've spent so much time together that now I hate you =) or Dear Ms/Mr (enter name) I really don't hope you're doing well. You screwed me, and this finger is for you.

This is not to be confused with straight up angry music. We do need more music like this however; both the original and this tasty treat of a woman.

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