Day 57: If I Ruled Liechtenstein…Women Can’t Do Everything A Man Can Do, But It Won’t Be Much

I know . I know. Woman can do just as many things as men can. I don’t doubt that at all. As a matter of fact, I do think women can do a lot, and I give them a lot of respect for it. I, unlike most people, do not think that because a woman can do math, read, and drive they are a witch.

In Liechtenstein, however, there will some limitations as to what exactly women can do. They are as follows:

Be a penis model.

• Have gay penetrative sex with a biological penis belonging to one or all female parties.
• Have sword fights. (Not the metal kind)
• Go into a men’s room unless It is for a “cool” reason, but generally they will still not be allowed in these restrooms.
• Check off the “Male” box on a survey.
• Fill out the “Mr.” on a survey

That is all women will not be allowed to do for now plus or minus logical things to be determined at a later date.