A Fat Bitch is a sandwich at the Rutgers Univ. Famous Grease Trucks. It's a cheese steak sandwich with mozzarella sticks, fries, lettuce, tomato and ketchup on an awesome hogie roll. If you could eat 3 in 30 minutes, you can name and invent one. The challenge now, however, is 5 in 45 minutes.
In my college prime, I was close enough with 2 1/2 down, but I simply hit the wall. Never have I ever eaten 3 fat bitches and got a sandwich named after me. If I did, I would've picked the name "Fat Cock." "Hey, Can I get a Fat Cock with extra white sauce please?" One day I will have my sandwich. One day. Now, go away.
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