English is one of the more fucked up languages, and it’s one of the most difficult to learn. Just ask anyone that speaks a foreign language. Clearly we’re too far gone to change basic rules to grammar, syntax and phonics. However, in Liechtenstein we can at least ease the pain of learning English by making the words phonetically spelled. Or that is,”fonetically spelled.”
Quite frankly I spell words incorrectly all the time. It’s always just an honest mistake, but in my country it is now forgivable. Color is spelled “color” and not “colour.” Guitar is spelled “gutar.” Light will be “Lite.” The list will obviously go on, but you’ll just have to come for a visit to find the rest of the words.
Furthermore, the letter Q will be completely eliminated. There are very very very few words in which Q is not accompanied by u. That makes a “kw” sound anyway. This goes for the letter X also. Xylophone will now be spelled zylafone. Fix will be spelled fiks. I realize there will be less letters in the alfabet, but that just leaves more room to learn other things by heart like what 615 divided by 13 is or what my favorite colors are.
In Liechtenstein, yes in Liechtenstein, Nu-English is possible. Also visit our website at www.pleasevisitmycountryofliechtensteintolearnmoreaboutourcustoms.com
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