Day 84: What Did Batman Say To Robin?

Holy Losers, Batman! Those rejects seem to be having so much more fun than us!

We now know where superheroes come from, and what they do. We also know where super-villians come from and what they do. However, what happens to the 2nd string, the bench warmers, if you will. There has to be a group of heroes that have just missed the cut.

This begs the question: What 5 superheroes just missed the cut because their powers were just a little bit too whack?

Spelling Words Correctly Man has the uncanny ability to spell any word in any language correctly. He uses this power to stump his foes into an intellectual battle. However, after 1 minute his foes no longer care and simply throw things and beat up the poor guy, because this unfortunately if his only super power.

Wonder Kid has the ability to wonder about things. "I wonder why this guy is trying to hit me? Did your mom not give you enough hugs when you were little?" His super human ability to psychoanalyze a situation does nothing for him while he is being chased and/or beat up by a midget.

Speaking of midgets, Small Things Man is just a midget who is mostly just there for comedy relief. He tries to get his foes to laugh so hard that the rest of the team can accomplish their mission. However, his comedy sucks.

Balance Boy has the uncanny ability to keep his balance on just about anything. You literally punch him in the face on a tightrope, and he will be able to stay on it. We know this because that is exactly what some villains did for fun.

Volkswagon Pinata Man has the uncanny ability to absorb  punishment. You can hit him and hit him and hit him and he won't go down. Unfortunately, he can't dish it out either, so when someone tires out, someone else has to finish the job. He's mostly used as a live shield.

Passive Aggressive Girl is simply that, passive aggressive. I'd write about her, but she would probably come over and ignore me when I try to talk to her.