Explain this picture I took of my squishy animals at my desk when I got back from a meeting.
Office shenanigans are going to happen in just about any office in their own way. Some call it a rite of passage. Some call it an immature waste of time. Others use it as a way to keep sanity during stressful times. It’s impish. It’s funny. And in some ways it’s needed.
This depicted down below, however, seems to be, to me anyway, two separate scenes. Over to the left is some weird Japanese porn. If you’ve seen Japanese porn, you’ll understand. It’s unique and, more often than not, pretty fuckin gross. This particular one depicts a pig making out with a miniature black bear; that or a freakishly large pig. They are on top of what seems to be a large snow ball, which of course makes sense. It’s a fantasy scene.
The scene to the right would also seems to be a Japanese fantasy porn, but if you thought this, you’d be wrong. Though the red pony is motor boating another black bear, you can see that the bear is standing atop of the world. And yes, she may very well be on top of the world. I mean what woman wouldn’t. A man’s face between your boobs, come on. I can think of no better place to a face. Maybe 3 places, but I’ll go into that later.
If you look closer, however, you’ll see a white turtle and a car resting on top of the female black bear. This is to represent, that though she is on top of the world being motor boated, she still has much to “bare.” *Nyuck nyuck nyuck. She still has to somehow eat this turtle, which is why the car is on top of it. You must first crush the shell to get to the meat. Make sense? Totally.
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